by Stains and Smears December 22, 2017
Get the pumpkin lovemug. 
It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.
Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A
(there is no Scenario B)
Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A
(there is no Scenario B)
So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!
by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014
Get the The Pumpkin Gamemug. Pumpkin Patrol is the name given to people with above 25 farming, a full width pumpkin farm and above 300 speed in Hypixel Skyblock. Created by thirtyvirus, a YouTuber with over 100,000 subscribers, it became a group to rival the Wise Set Gang.
by nadjit42 March 30, 2020
Get the Pumpkin Patrolmug. Much like swinging.
But the straight couples become gay couples.
IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
But the straight couples become gay couples.
IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
by The hammer . September 7, 2022
Get the Pumpkin Swappingmug. Josh: Blake Griffin is really letting us down this year.
Dan: Man, fuck that pumpkin mulatto motherfucker!
Dan: Man, fuck that pumpkin mulatto motherfucker!
by bluejacket247 January 10, 2016
Get the Pumpkin Mulattomug. about a week before Halloween, you go around and jack a bunch of un-carved pumpkins from in front of a bunch of houses...the bigger the better. Then, as the passenger of the car, you have the driver floor it and lean out of your window, your outer arm cradling the pumpkin and your other hand gripping the "oh-shit" handle inside the car so you don't fall out. Once the car reaches a good speed (at least 40 mph) you roll the pumpkin in a bowling-type of fashion towards any target of your choice...preferably something expensive. Then just sit back and watch the show!
Dude, that stupid bitch chased me for a long ass time after we went pumpkin bowling into her trash cans.
by timpacalypse October 8, 2005
Get the pumpkin bowlingmug.