premature undeadulation

Coki did a thing...

Way to cause premature undeadulation coki....

by Chaz Almasy January 10, 2023

Premature-Reviewer

An idiot who feels the need to review a product before they have tested it.

-"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."

by Blaytant January 31, 2012

premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.

John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.

by jimivox June 16, 2011

Premature textulation

When you accidentally hit the send button before you have had a chance to finish the message or read the autocorrect

What the duck...

This is premature textulation

by Oldinc June 10, 2018

Premature reciprocation

Sending an additional email to someone after you already replied

"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."

by NotWright January 1, 2021

Premature esendulation

Hitting the "send" button before you really intended to.

Sorry my text/email didn't make sense...it was another case of premature esendulation.

by Fogan McSchmogan July 21, 2011

premature coochie

Is for bitches with TAP smfh

Gent, you have a premature coochie.

by Brandonthesexymanhahaha September 20, 2020