Period Pocket

The pocket in a girls bag that a males should never enter; containing tampons, sanitary towels, condoms etc

"my boyfriend was looking for my phone in my bag and went into my period pocket,he nearly had a heart attack"

by itjgejg March 28, 2009

Period pooh

A annoying bitch made that shit up

*freind post's a picture of they ugly ass"

"Period pooh😍"

by Itsmeehoe June 3, 2019

Period receipts

The small pieces of wax paper that are peeled from the sticky backing of a sanitary towel.

For christ's sake woman, stop leaving your period receipts everywhere!

by cockboy69 March 30, 2008

Periodic Table

An ingenious table of chemical elements ranging into the 100's. From Hydrogen to Uranium and element 114. A perfect atom and nucleus with such stabillity only found on the island of stabillity.

The periodic table is a basic lesson for any pupil wanting to learn the great subject of science

by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006

period fart

n. An infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.

v. To expel a period fart (see above).

A couple is having a romantic dinner.

Man: "Are you on your period?"

Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"

Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*

by Swushi November 3, 2009

Chicken period

An egg. Wholesome, delicious eggs ... As in omelettes, eggs and bacon, hard-boiled eggs, etc.

My friend became vegan after coming to the realization that egg are essentially chicken periods.

by Jungleusa April 21, 2010

Period poo

Something a 12 or 13 yr old would say after they end a conversation

Just stop making a big deal about it, end of conversation, period poo!

by hamburger2020 May 2, 2021