Cleveland Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma where, everyone wears cowboy boots, dates there cousin, packs dips, and the girls date 110% of the guys

"Bro have you been to Cleveland Oklahoma, it smells like fishy girls, and cousin love."

by Billybob627 December 4, 2017

Vian, Oklahoma

Vian Oklahoma is a sucky town with 1 gas station. They play sucky teams and win and always say their gonna win state. Overhyped with their weak schedule. (Couldn’t winnin any other division except 2A or lower. They trash tbh

Have you been to Vian, Oklahoma? “The town with 1 gas station and crazy fans?” Yeah

by Viansux6969 August 25, 2019

The State of Oklahoma

A lie created by the government of the United States to sell more people from Oklahoma.

Todd: I wish I could go to The State of Oklahoma.
Jeff: You know Oklahoma is just a big lie, right?
Todd: Oh yeah.

by AmbientGalaxy April 3, 2021

jay oklahoma

literally just a bunch of people who either do drugs or sell cows. don’t talk to the white girls with nose piercings.

Oh man wanna go to jay Oklahoma?
no, bro, those hoes crusty.

by quepaso September 12, 2018

Blair Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma where everyone talks shit about eachother. Guys like to call it Blair, Merica to feel special. Girls here never stick to one guy. You can usually find the ugly chicks swearing they’re dating a guy from Hollis or Altus. Half of the kids who live there are really stupid and just want to get in the NBA or they’re really smart because they have overachiever parents. Everyone here probably owns some type of showing animal. BEWARE: EVERYONE HAS BLACKMAIL ON YOU

“Blair Oklahoma has to be one of the most hillbilly towns to exsist.”

by AlwaysAwakeeeA December 2, 2018

Lawton Oklahoma

Lawton Oklahoma is the 3rd largest city in the state of Oklahoma . Known well for varieties of restaurants and the military base . The Lawton public school system haves over 300 schools in the district and haves approximately 7,000 students in total . Local teens are known to Go to the Lawton central mall on Saturdays . And popular stores are Tj maxx, target , and Walmart . And multiple other trending places . Lawton is A very diverse city . With huge mountains to look ahead of. The other false Statements on here are very upsetting considering the fact that Those people don’t live here .

Shady 580 stands for Lawton Oklahoma

by Oklahoma article November 20, 2019

Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019