quarter shy (of a full roll)

Adjective

Slightly odd due to brain issues
Eccentric
Slightly weird
Strange

"That guy is definitely a "quarter shy (of a full roll)"

by Neil Ogism August 29, 2009

Quarter Pound Baked

Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.

Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had

Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.

Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked

by Jayy-Tizzle June 15, 2011

Quarter Pounder With Cheese

When you visit mc donallds and say gimmi gimmi gimmi a man after midnight just for lols

Greg: It was so sweet last night i pulled an absolute Quarter Pounder With Cheese on the local mcdonalds

Steve: Niceness!

by haha your gay April 2, 2010

Playing the Quarter Sized Violin

A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.

Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.

by happystringguy April 30, 2010

quarter life crisis

a crisis sumwhere in your twenties

A person having a crisis at the age of 22 but feels they are too young to have a midlife crisis

by sam b May 13, 2004

Put a Quarter in your modem

When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.

Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"

by Chuck Finely December 9, 2013

quarter life crisis

People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.

Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.

by The CJyoo May 11, 2004