morning shadow

It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.

I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!

by Ye W. December 15, 2011

Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

morning stab

The act of reengaging in sexual intercourse specific to penetration with a woman the morning after an initial primary engagement. This act affirms to both parties that the act the night before was not simply a drunken mistake.

"When you got up in the morning did you get the morning stab in before she left?"

by Hooter McGiverton June 27, 2014

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018