Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
by DonaldTrumpsMerken December 22, 2015
Wherein an individual anally fornicates with a female individual of African descent, then ejaculates between her buttocks. This is followed by pressing her buttocks together and thereby spreading the seed between them, followed finally by the initiator eating the ejaculate out from between said female's buttocks.
by bacchantBrawler May 15, 2016
When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is
by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023
by verytroubledteen406 January 31, 2018
The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019
(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman
(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.
by nff1987 March 16, 2016
A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
by EpicQ February 27, 2024