Lego

Some people have lego city’s, those people are insane. Building a 500 piece lego set takes me around 12 months. Let alone a “explicit limited edition 999999 piece Taj Mahal set”

Wanna build legos with me? No I want to stay mentally sane.

by Imburiedinsnowhelp February 21, 2021

Lego blocks

cheaper landmines

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

Lego dildo

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp

I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

lego battles

A video game made in 2009 based around Legos. Only people with huge shlongs and absolute chads play the game.

Chad: Hey just got back from playing Lego battles
Soyboy: I wish I was you

by ICrackPussy12 August 19, 2021

Lego

Lego is a landmine designed and produced in Denmark, it is highly effective when put in narrow corridors.

Who the hell put this lego brick here?! That thing is like a landmine!

by Thebeanguy October 5, 2020

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

Lego

A satanic object sent from hell to torture humans. They are commonly found in a child's bedroom. If you step on one you will feel the collective pain of every soul encased in the depths of hell rushing through your foot.

Bob: Oh hey Billy, wanna play with some legos at my house after school?
Billy: Back of you satanic creature. I refuse to be within 333 miles of those pagan objects!

by Acrius the 69th January 18, 2021