lazy bum

Tauheed Chowdhury is a lazy bum

T isnt showering, what a lazy bum!

by justthetrustyaknow#2 February 23, 2021

Lazy-boii

A fuck-boy too lazy to get on top
Sexually active male who during intercourse resembles the recliner of similar name

"damn, did you hear about whats-his-face?"
"no, what?"
"Tina says he just laid there while they did it!"
"Wow, what a Lazy-boii."

by DarbTheGreatist February 1, 2017

Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023

Lazy game

When your dropping game of people of the female gender.
Usually said by friends in a way to make sure the woman your talking too will never speak to you again

Friend: *flirting with girl*
Twat: *walks past* "I see you dropping that lazy game"
Friend: *realisation that this girl is now going to never speak to him again*

by TheCumGuzzler123 October 11, 2022

Lazy Teabag

When a man drops his nuts in your mouth while you’re laying on your back and gazing at his brown eye.

Grinder Exchange
Big D: U cool w jizz?
Me: I’m clean too, big fan of wet wipes. Not so much into jizz but a big fan of the lazy teabag

by TheMasterDisasterofWords November 18, 2017

Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

Dirty lazy

Someone who has sex with fruits on a regular basis. Mainly with the chinese gooseberry.

Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship

by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021