Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

get kirked

Getting assasinated under ironic circumstances for being a cringe fascist.

'Charlie Kirk was shot while on stage normailizing mass shootings!' 'I guess 'get kirked' just got a new meaning!'

by Ecaflip161 September 11, 2025