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jon zito

A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.
Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!

Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!
by Jon Zito August 24, 2016
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Jon Hammed

A step above being hammed (hammered).
Guy 1: Hey buddy, you hammed?

Guy 2: Oh I’m Jon Hammed
by Tyroil Smoothie-Wallace II March 10, 2021
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Jon Cozart

A man who can make thousands of people scream “ I GOT STDs”
Hey there’s a bunch of people screaming I got STDs, Jon Cozart must be there
by Enymth November 24, 2019
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HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe
'omg you look so harry jons today!'
by sussyrooze July 24, 2021
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jon neezy

person1-hey look its a leprechaun!
person2-no thats just jon neezy
by daveyjames April 8, 2022
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Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.
Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.
by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019
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Jon Bois

Jon Bois is an SBNation/Secret Base sports writer, creative director and journalist. Creator of 17776, Chart Party, Pretty Good, and co creator of Dorktown, and Fumble Dimension. Uses Google Earth to create animations.
"Hey dude, you waiting for the next chart party?"
"whats that?"
"its a jon bois production"
"sounds cool, i'll watch"
by chartparty December 11, 2020
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