Jazzed up

"jazzed up" a reference for girls called jasmine having sexual activity with female / male friends

i'm meeting the girls and getting jazzed up later ;)

by SaintGeorgous November 27, 2020

ass jazz

music characterized by long, seemingly never-ending episodes of jarring, dissonant, screechy "music", with a particularly heavy use of horn instruments.

jazz that is "assy", using "ass" as an adjective

"Dont Fear The Reaper" can always use more cowbell, but one never needs more horn in ass jazz.

Guy: "That noise is setting my teeth on edge. What is it?"
Girl: "Oh, that's just the ass jazz show on college radio.

Aslo, a common phrase associated with ass jazz is, "make it stop!"

by Ed Melvinado March 18, 2010

Jazz Brownie

A cannabis-infused brownie, or "space brownie."

Person 1: "I forget how to breathings. Somebody please, we need help."
Person 2: What are you yelling about over there?
Person 1: I had one too many jazz brownies, and I am now John Coltrane.

by Reefer_Madness August 21, 2012

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012

Jazz Punch

A musical ecstatic sensation in the brain primarily caused by good electro music under the influence of cannabis

Listening to Air after smoking a spliff, WOW man feel that Jazz punch

by spacey0978 April 24, 2009

jazz zombies

When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.

Person 1: Jazz Zombies!
Person 2: What the hell are you doing?

by I AM D August 3, 2007

Jazz Maverick

A seriously cool guy

Adam: "Dan your so cool"

Dan: "Yes, you could say im a Jazz Maverick of sorts.."

by Danzle October 23, 2008