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Jakes are usually nice when you first meet them but they eventually become jerks. They are normally either really short or really y’all. Usually blonde and can barely get a girl. They love fortnite and are pretty weird..
Gosh that kid is short! He must be a jake
by Idkidkidkhoe June 18, 2018
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Jake

A boy who’s eyes sparkle brighter than the sun. They’re perfect and look a bit like the ocean with touches of sea weed. He’s probably cute as fuck. He has all the girls on his tail and is probably shipped with about 10 girls.

He has many female friends and can sometimes be a bit of an asshole and not reply to you, or even leave you on seen. But if you go for long enough he’ll come running back.

If you end up dating a jake, good luck because he probably has more mood swings than a girl on her period.
He’ll do anything to protect people he’s close to and will look after you more than anyone you’ll ever meet. He probably has amazing taste in music and a perfect sense of humour.
Adam: Did you hear what that guy was listening to?
Amanda: yeah it was awesome, he must be a jake
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jake is cool
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A Jake

commonly used as a noun; sometimes a verb

when a boy acts like he likes you when you two are friends, and when you developed a thing for him, he stops talking to you and avoids you like the plague
Wow, don’t worry. He’s just a Jake.
by Harry’sLeftAssCheek August 29, 2019
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Jake has a foot fetish, thus making him gross af. Sometimes he licks fish cooch too.
by TridentLord195 June 7, 2018
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A Jake is someone who will drive you crazy by playing hard to get. Once you get to know him at first, he's the sweetest guy that gives you butterflies. Later on though, he becomes bossy and makes you mad. He tries to make you jealous.
"Hey do you still talk to Jake?"

"No, he's turned into a jerk lately. "
by O'Bryan July 27, 2012
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A woman/man with a harry ass that has never shaved in her life.
Also can be a complete Bitch at times.
Loves to give and receive Rainbow Kisses and Rusty Trombones.
Loves to beat cracker meat.
Wishes she could have an omega boner.
Thinks they are gangsta.
Dam that man needs to shave. She is pulling a Jake.
Jeeves get the weedkiller we got a Jake.
by DJD666 January 12, 2009
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