Joe 'ill

the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.

person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.

by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012

ill money butt

Anything of extremely awesome proportions. Proposed to combine two great things--money and butt--both of which are totally rad. Money, as everyone knows, may not buy happiness but it sure can buy some cool gear. And butt, need one say more?

Brohamuel A: Dude, did you like that sick longboarding sesh we had the other day?
Brohamuel B:Ya bro, it was totally ill money butt. Let's go check our butt mail, see if some hoes are on the line.

by Abdul CC Rat September 15, 2009

inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

Illinois ill worm

When you and your partner get ill and you vomit in the females vagina or butthole

"I Illinois ill wormed her"

by Tjjdjs+jd September 30, 2025

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

ill liquid

The situation where you loose a liquid money or asset

Aaron is ill liquid because he sold his trust

by anonymous November 30, 2021

Political Illness

Mental illness characterized by making everything political for seemingly no apparent reason.

Bill was a good guy until he developed political illness. Now he just comments, "Let's go Brandon" and "My body, my choice!" on every random facebook post he sees.

by CornBrehd June 15, 2024