my mom was so traumatized by the removal of the death penalty she finally said fuck it ill trudu you.
by Cody5050 January 26, 2021
When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
by Hey Jack August 08, 2014
by Qrez October 13, 2017
Someone who does not apologize for being GREAT.
Someone who knows that they are COLD AF!!! Nice at everything they do and inspires other
Someone who knows that they are COLD AF!!! Nice at everything they do and inspires other
by BeautyPie March 29, 2021
by RaS Iz Da MaNn May 26, 2003
A generic and feeble excuse that was highly exploited during the pandemic as to why something will not happen within an agreed timescale, maybe will never happen at all or to explain someone's non attendance at a meeting, event or function.
Dave apologises for not being able to attend baby Tarquin's christening today.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.
Yes it's really disappointing his missed Tarquin's big day has he said why he can't make it?
He just said it was due to illness.
by Another pseudonymal August 03, 2022
by Lane gadinas February 04, 2003