Heavy Ballsackalation

Heavy Ballsackalation is an extremely rare disease passed down by male-to-male contact like hugging (specifically the armpits touching). This is why, for generations, men have grown out their armpit hair to protect themselves from Heavy Ballsackaltion. Symptoms include a heavy ball sack, lopsided balls, purple balls, snowy semen, insomnia, and pimple break-outs.

"I heard John Cock touched pits with another man, he has symptoms of Heavy Ballsackalation!"

by alooffreddydog13092 May 6, 2023

heavy toothpick

A skinny girl a huge butt

Boy1: have you met the new girl
Boy2:no but i heardshe was a heavy toothpick

by misskae May 12, 2015

Heavy Treader

Someone with legs like king kong's dick

don't go near her mate she's a heavy treader !

by the chief & bennett August 11, 2018

Heavy Hands

Adjective used to describe someone who punches very hard.
Also adjective used to describe someone who mastubates a penis way too hard.

Def. 1 "That nigga knocked Lee Roy da fuck out!" "Dam nigga dat fool gots some Heavy Hands!"

Def.2 " Dude my dick be bumpin!" "That Dikeeshi Hoes got some Heavy Hands"

by Dude Alert June 3, 2006

Heavy Metal

The best type a musik ever.Nuthing else is evan ne god at all.

Judas Priest,Iron Maiden,Poison,Motley Crue,Cinderella,Winger,Limp Bizkit,Mercyful Fate,Britny Fox,Pink Steel,Anal Cunt,Manowar,Gwar,Kiss,WASP,
Rob Halford.

Heavy metal is hairy butt sexy.

by 80's muizc fan September 3, 2005

Heavy Metal

take the skill of classical, the creativity of jazz, the feel of blues, the intensity of rock....multiply all of that by 100 and its metal

poison - every rose has its thorn

by deepness November 18, 2003

Heavy Chested

To be loaded, or "on" by more then 1 or 2 substances. To feel heavy in the chest from your heart rate changing or slowing down so it feels heavier to make your chest rise for a breath.

Two pills, 4 oz of bo and a blunt later, he was heavy chested.

by Nino Valley March 4, 2011