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heavy flo-w 

Not only is this used to describe an unusually large tidal wave from ones “down there”, this is to describe a surprising tall private school girl. Dont let her black eyeliner and spectacular house fool you, a heavy flo-w CANNOT give out a decent hug, however she does always succeed in making people laugh whilst she performs her “dances”. If you know a heavy flo-w be sure to make her aware that a knitted Ralph-Lauren sweater will not make up for her lack of hug-capability.
Dont link her shes a “Heavy Flo-w”
heavy flo-w by kimksbum April 7, 2020
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heavy metal 

Best type of Music Ever

ACDC are the Gods!

Metallica are pretty good to.
Any one whothinks Heavy metal is about pricks with lipstic is wrong. Its about the music, not the fashion.

"Rock 'n' roll a'int noise pollution
Rock 'n' roll a'int gonna die!"
heavy metal by oilslug April 19, 2005

heavy metal 

basically now it is just whoever is left from the 80's tryin to make some $$$$ cuz they are a fizzle when it comes to life ( refer to fizzle for def.)
they suck they suck they suck they suck they suck
heavy metal by spam gewd November 18, 2004

Heavy Metal 

Basically take hard rock and Mtv-i-fy it(i.e. really homosexualify it) etc.

Start with hard rock like maybe a 10 member band and strip that down to three members (drums,guitar and bass).Then after you've gotten rid of the real singer replace him with some grunting or screeching satanic homosexual.Then dress your band up like they're members of the Kiss Army.Now all you need is the most retarded lyrics ever conceived of.Then make sure that ever member of the band looks femme.Make sure to wear eye makeup,lip-stick and hoop-earrings.

Okay now you've sucked all of the soul from the music and all of the music from it and put 7 of your fellow musicians out of work.You are ready to completely sell out.
Now you are ready to appear on Mtv's headbangers ball.

Heavy Metal 

Has pretty much dominated the rock scene for the past 25 or so years.
Music has pretty much sucked for about the past 25 years.
Heavy Metal by 'nuff said, September 3, 2005

heavy metal 

Heavy Metal itself is a genre of music,influenced by blues and Classical music.It has by far the most sub genres of any form of music,the more well known being;Thrash Metal-Metallica,Anthrax,Megadeth Death Metal-Cannibal Corpse,Deicide,Cryptopsy Black Metal-Enslaved,Satryicon,Mayhem Mallcore-Slipknot,Coal Chamber,KoRn Deathcore-Whitechapel,Winds Of Plague,Salt The Wound
Metalcore-Killswitch Engage,God Forbid,Emmure
Some well deserving,yet underated bands include Amon Amarth(Melodic Death Metal)
Behemoth(Blackened Death Metal) Korpliklaani(Folk Metal)
There is more but I'm eating chips so I can't concentrate.
As for the crap descriptions of metal heads on here: We are normal people,we can't summon other-wordly rage to aid us in a fist fight,we fight just as good as we train to.
Some have shorter tempers,yes and that may be a product of the music,be we are normal.
Some may have few friends,but some have many,I have severeal,all metal heads as I am exclusive on whom I associate with.
The clothing is not a must-have to be metal,as some younger Metal heads may have parents who disapprove of the fashion.
Back to the music,Metal takes Passion,Commitment, and rage to play competently.So does Rap.Thats right,I said it.Rap And Metal are two opposing sides off music.One Mainstream and one Underground.They have the same Criteria to play.Rap has talent,it's just hard to see if you donb't have the ear for the music.There.I've had my say.
Heavy Metal.It said I had to.

Heavy metal 

A very angry type of music, and also the best music around.


people who hate heavy metal are annoying fags that take out all there problems on grand theft auto and heavy metal cuz they think they are making the world a safer place.

and for people who say its noise i hope you get raped and get genital warts
i am gonna go listen to heavy metal
Heavy metal by Pots and Pans November 21, 2004