Ady a beautiful amazing girl who is the definition of a heather and is funny and loyal any one would be lucky to have an Ady in your life
by Imabigkidnow69 December 8, 2020
Get the Heathermug. by Reverend-Jim/CT September 19, 2022
Get the Heathermug. by PolPotEnjoyer August 16, 2022
Get the Heathermug. Formal noun;
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.
No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.
Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a
Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
Get the Heathermug. Girl 1: AWWW Miss heather smith has to leave I wish she was our teacher
Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!
Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!
by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows November 4, 2020
Get the Miss Heather Smithmug. A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.
Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021
Get the Heathermug. by My_mom_was_here February 29, 2020
Get the Heathermug.