guidette

A non-Italian girl who thinks she is Italian or a girl who likes Italian men and tries to act like she is Italian. Most Italian women would refer to themselves as guidas but if a girl refers to herself as a guidette, they know she is a mangacake. Italian women will trick non-Italian wanna bes into calling themselves guidettes and then laugh at them for being mangacakes.

hahaha, the mangacake guida wanna be thinks she is a guidette.

by guidette love March 17, 2012

Guidette-ism

The act or practice of being a Guidette. The study of excessive banter and relentless stupidity by excessive and obnoxious drinking and ed hardy wearing.

The Guidette-ism is strong in this grenade.

by lmaothistownisdumb March 15, 2011

tv guided missle

a quote that nerds love to use while playing battlefield 2

noob cant even use the "tv guided missle"

by liroy August 1, 2006

guiedo

Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.

Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...

by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010

Guinea Fort

An ugly, oversized, squarish, box-like house built by a low quality Italian builder. They are usually covered in fake stones, stucco, brick, or other masonry. They also tend to not fit the neighborhood, and the guineas that move into them tend to act like niggers.

P1 "Did you see that new Guinea Fort Tony and Vinny are building down the street?"
P2 "Yeah, I cant wait to see the Guinea Pison Niggers that mvoe into that dump.
P3" "That Guinea Fort is the ugliest house on the block. It looks like a fuckin' square."

by Guinea Boy January 29, 2009

Gizear

NIGGA IT
means LEET ELITE EVERYTHING AKA EXTASY FO SHO

by penis October 18, 2003

guinea wopper

a dameaning name towards , ignorant person, just an all around jerkoff mainly of italian backround. Also easy way to put the words guinea , and wop together easy way to piss an italian off.

vinny your an asshole , and your cheap , and your italian, YOUR a guinea wopper !

by andwhatbiatch March 19, 2010