Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny”

Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)

by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023

funny stick

hand-rolled marijuana cigarette; joint

Alex: I'm going to smoke a funny stick right now.
Jack: SUCK THAT SHIT

by Diddly-dank69 May 1, 2017

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 8, 2022

Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways

A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"

by your dad who is getting milk April 25, 2022

beyond funny

Something that is so funny your head blows off

Jack was so beyond funny that Henry's head blew off

by Theshit66 December 31, 2013

You’re funny

When a man is talking to women who's caught starting at his crotch, makes jokes that are funny, says something that could be interpreted as sexual, when a women leaves themselves open for a joke that could be sexual, but instead of making the joke the man will say you're funny to not make anything awkward.

Another way to give women face while still being able to be a man.

Women: casually talking to a man than looks at his crotch
Man: notices; “you're funny”

Women: “My wrist hurt from all the work load this week.”
Man: “You’re funny” example {inner thoughts} (stop flicking your bean so much)

Women: “ My throat is sore. I can barely swallow.”
Man: “you're funny.”

Women: (makes any joke)
Man: You’re funny.

by Aphrodose August 5, 2022

funny banana

a penis or phallic object, typically used in a Roblox setting

wanna ride my funny banana

by A Strange Mann August 21, 2018