An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.
Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!
Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!
Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.
by the funky kind February 18, 2011
Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band or FFGAHFLFPB is a term that means your hand... It says Freddy Feel Good because when you yank your chain it "feels good." The funky little Five piece band part is there because you have five fingers which are all part of the jerken of your yerken.
Random person 1: Dude i had soo much fun with Freddy Feel Good and his funky little five piece band last night!!
Random Person 1: Hmmmm iv never heard of him b4
Random Person 1: Hmmmm iv never heard of him b4
by Chase B. May 12, 2008
{in a come back}
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
u a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son shut up!!!
{when tlking about someone}
yea she a Choco loco munky funky dirt taco loser son.
by aCt!!On JaCkSoN December 09, 2007
ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.
"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 13, 2023
When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
by Funky boots March 10, 2021
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