Friend

Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.

*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."

by lives4music14 September 12, 2011

Friends

Something I thought I had

"I thought I had friends but apparently I'm trash and don't deserve love"

by Sue do nymn June 8, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have

Yes i'm talking about you Becky and Ron are my best friends

by Cubicbrothersgaming September 29, 2017

Friend

Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind

HA you a gay ass friend
Thanks

by I am mason price April 29, 2013

Friends

A thing that you probably don't have

John: Hey, wheres Jacob?
Alan: Probably out in the street begging for friends.

by Sack o' Flaps May 29, 2018

friends

1. Someone who likes you, or a companion.
2. Someone you trust.
3. A show on NBC that lost it's good quality.

You're my friends, after all.

"Damnit, Ross is really fucked up now. What the hellz with Joey and How you doin'. Damn Rachel, gettin' herself pregnat. Friends sucks."

by Damn as hell May 23, 2004

friends

it was all-right for a show that the main characters were all dumb and laughed at each other for being stupid

too many examples

by vincent March 17, 2004