ex-squared

Your first ex, in the event you've been divorced twice. This term avoids confusion, is succint, and has the added benefit of showing you have a sense of humor.

I'm on speaking terms with my ex, but if I never see my ex-squared for the rest of my life, it will be just fine.

by Larry the wordsmith May 14, 2016

toxic ex

That one ex that you should MOST DEFINITELY not go back to.

that toxic ex just keeps coming back

by vcnusx November 24, 2021

ex-whore

a person who was formally known as a whore but changed their ways. no longer sleeps with everyone

she’s not an ex-whore she try’s to sleep with every guy in our class!

by daddycolbear April 7, 2021

household ex

Household ex is when your parents loved your partner so much that they decided to adopt him/her after the breakup.

You: Who's that guy?
Your gf: Thats my ex bf, he moved in when we broke up, he is my household ex.

by Strumpstr January 5, 2023

ex-twin

1) girls who became friends and then learned they have the same ex

2) girls who became friends after breaking up with a guy cheating on them

3) girls who both hate their ex (they have the same ex obviously) and bonded over that

"ally is my ex-twin and my bestie!"

by thesneeky1 May 21, 2016

Texting Ex

1. Someone that you used to text.

2. Ex-Girlfriend in an online relationship.

You texting Meghan anymore?

Nah, she's my texting ex now.

You still using that online dating website?

Nah, my online girlfriend became my texting ex.

by Meeks123 March 8, 2014

ex-con

1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked

Jonny the ex-con gave me his number when I got discharged and said he’d help me in weightlifting

by EmailMeTheCounselingChit May 23, 2022