dimmerz

noun
defines the alpha male of a group of a group of men. the male in question is above the rest and can be seen to posses admirable qualities

did you hear? jane is dating the dimmerz

by dave david davidson October 31, 2008

dummarize

To attempt to summarize a concept, principle, document etc. but, due to one's state of incapacity (eg. intellectual limitation or inebriation), to get the basic points or information completely wrong, thus creating a dummary or dumbary.

Carla managed to dummarize the request for proposals and we missed the deadline. It's going to hit the fan.

by BijoutheCat September 3, 2011

Dumber than a box of rocks

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

drummer

Band member who knows how to get the ugly chicks.

The drummer is the most important member of the band because he flies wingman for the other rockers.

by JlbT September 9, 2006

Dumber than a short haired red-head

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

dumper

One who takes excessive shits while on the toilet.

That John, he's such a dumper; always overflowing the toilet with shit.

by The Asshatinator March 12, 2003

dummerist

The dummest out of everyone. Dumb, Dummer,Dummerist

Steph-"Lisa you are so dumb."
Lisa-"well steph your dummer and cluadia wipe that smile off your face cuase your the dummerist out of all of us!"

by Jen325 January 15, 2008