crown joules

A royal treasure so highly valued dat you'll so totally get da electric chair if you're caught while attempting to steal it.

If you wanna avoid da "crown joules" while touring da Tower of London, you should TAKE only a GOOD LOOK, not try to TAKE any of the exhibits themselves.

by QuacksO April 17, 2022

Crowning

When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.

I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me

by Push pop November 12, 2020

Crown lover

Another word for British "person". Crown lovers aren't subhuman, because subhumans are slightly human.

Death to all Crown lovers. Anglocide now!

by urlocaltranfem October 15, 2023

Crowning

When you shove a flute headjoint, Crown up, inside of an asshole.

Bro, I'm a flute player and my girlfriend loves Crowning me!

by Krownelius February 5, 2024

Crowned

The act of receiving a crown or having a crown placed on one's head. For example in the video game Kirby's Return to Dreamland the character Magolor is crowned with the master crown after tricking Kirby and his friends.

You've been crowned the new ruler.

by 0Magolor April 15, 2022

brownie crown

Noun - an anus

Adjective - used to describe a person who is behaving like an asshole

"Steve drank the last of the milk and then put the empty carton back in the fridge. He's acting like a real brownie crown."

by Rachel Hughes January 6, 2008

The King's Triple Crown

Like the triple crown, but the difference is that you are banging three different girls in all three holes (vaginal, oral and anal) within a 24 hour time period.

Friend: Why didn't we hang out at all yesterday?

You: Sorry, I was busy finally achieving The King's Triple Crown last night with Katie, Kelly and Kara. I was exhausted afterwards.

Friend: Well dang, I'm not even mad. That is quite the accomplishment! Congrats!

by Hale No February 24, 2022