Thunder Cookie

what a crippled kid says in a school fight

you want a thunder cookie punk

by Cr1ppeled K1d Ki11a March 17, 2019

Cookie Duster

An unshapen mustache, starting from just under the nose, trimmed only around the brim of the top lip. A full bodied, thick, and most often very coarse, lip brow. More than capable of topping off a womans vagina in the deed of oral sex, resembling a duster.

Jons sweet new Mazda Miata and Cookie Duster definately scream 'I just ate a hookers poon'.

by d_town August 28, 2009

doom cookie

Conventionally referring to a 'tryhard' goth. Nowadays it refers to the 'tryhard' emo phenomenon. These doom cookies act and dress like emo without understanding the true nature of the subculture and exploit the title of emo.

I thought you were friends?
No she is a doom cookie.

by rach XD September 15, 2007

Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Cookie Monster Style

When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.

Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!

Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.

by Bobo Jo the Disco Bro April 25, 2009

Sharpest cookie in the barn

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.

Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009

Cookie List

The distribution list that you send an email to in the office when it's your birthday and you have left cookies by the coffee machine.

Maggie "Hi everyone, It's my brithday today, 21 again! To celebrate, please help yourselves to cookies by the coffee machine!"

Debbie "Oh damn it, I'm working from home today and I'm still on the cookie list!"

by Rhym3 August 14, 2009