coming out

What your dad will do after you drop out of college

You: "Dad I dropped out."
Dad: "I am coming out son. I want to be gay."
You: "Damn dad, I was just kidding..."

by Stools upside down July 11, 2006

coming of age

Used in papers you know noting about, yet mutually respected as a legitimate answer by english teachers everywhere, because they are too afraid to admit they don't know what the ever popular phrase actually means

It was a coming of age novel about Bestiality. And a young boy. Fucktard.

by Moof September 03, 2003

coming home

That look in your eyes at the bar that tells a girl you wanna fuck.

coming home

by Being Matt November 15, 2013

oh comely

A song from Neutral Milk Hotel or NMH

Person A: Have you heard the song 'Oh Comely'?

Person B: No, it sounds weird.
Person A: Well then you have no soul

by Where_am_I November 06, 2018

come torta

A lesbian, or a bitch

Damn alex you're such a come torta

by Ale1569 September 30, 2017

come on crackhead

A saying coming from the youtube video of nicki minajs impersonitnation

Su.su.su.su superbass........COME ON CRACKHEAD

by JTHEFRANKAWESOME August 07, 2011

come the mong

Petulant, sulky, depressed. monging n. being under the influence of depressants or other drugs (especially for recreational use); idling, relaxing, or vegetating (especially due to drugs or alcohol or their after-effects); vegging out, chilling out, or chillaxing. Also, monged out, adj., feeling dulled, sluggish, or drugged. Related: chicken-in-the-basket, waps, smurfing, robotripping, English, United Kingdom, Drugs. Slang - used mainly in Australia and New Zealand - deer culling idiom

"Don't come the mong" - meaning "don't look all upset at me like that".

by wordengineer July 31, 2006