Coach

A Chico alpha man who drinks on the weekdays and just happens to be the best thresh in NA. Be warned his triceps are huge and he is a babe

Jack Rossi shouted COACH! As he walked into the quad

by Lukas07 April 8, 2020

Coach rose

Has a cool last name is the most swaggy gym teacher ever can kind of do a push up has a wife named Samtha an d two kids Tyler and Taylor

Coach rose is so swaggy I’m quaking

Your right

by S u n f l o w e r October 20, 2018

Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.

Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.

by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022

halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.

"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."

by RunningWolf January 17, 2015

sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.

That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.

by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019

A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub

Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.

by soggy bacon November 12, 2023