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ozark church

A building project using a crooked construction company, with no intention of the project actually being completed, as a means to launder money or rip off investors.

Netflix original series Ozark features a money laundering scheme where, main character Marty Byrde, launders money through building a church and inflating construction costs.
The Tangerine Troll stole billions from people by forcing them to build a giant Ozark Church on the boarder of Mexico.
by ComradeWinston September 1, 2017
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Church fucker

Someone who fucks in a church while saying holy fuck

Someone who is a dumbass
Steve you church fucker! Come back here dumbass

I knew Joe was always weird but I didn’t know he was a church fucker!
by -Bouldrboy January 29, 2021
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A Touch of Church

When Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce is added to a pot or bowl of macaroni & cheese.
"Sharon made delicious mac & cheese tonight with a touch of church."

"Cheese, ketchup, & just a touch of church to help enhance the flavor."
by Justa T.O.C August 10, 2018
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Rose Church

If you have a Rose Church, you are lucky as shit! She is the most shy but also the most crazy human ever. She either loves anime or nothing. On her crazy side, she will literally try to stab you and scream at the top of her lungs.. But however on her shy side she will probably only talk to the people who she trusts and loves. Furthermore, she will give anyone to enemies or brothers a million chances! Any Rose will have time for a little joke whether it’s in a do or die situation or just eating food.
1 Character: Rose Church is so kind, you should talk to her.
2 Character: She seems weird and isn’t she like a psychopath.?
1 Character: NO! She’s just special and an amazing friend!
by The Memey Guy July 17, 2020
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Church Belling

When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound
Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long
by Big dugg January 19, 2016
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thando church

A person that always has a convincing reason for not going even if they leave next door or 5minutes away from church
Also known as:the holiest mgedeni

Me:does Thando church
Her:uhm sometimes
by Le_ra September 29, 2019
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Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.
Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!
by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022
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