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alcoholysis 

The process of drinking more alcohol while at the same time taking a piss, therefore refilling the emptiness left in your body from your pee.

In medicine, alcoholysis (from "alcohol", meaning liquid of the gods, "alcohol", meaning alcohol (duh), and "lysis", meaning loosening) is a process for removing alcohol from the system while introducing more at the same time, and is primarily used to replace the alcohol lost from your system while taking a piss, to adequately maintain the proper level of awesomeness in your body, to continue your epic night which you won't remember anyways.
In order to stay in the proper party fashion, I was forced to undergo an alcoholysis.

Guy 1: Hey 2, are you done for the night?

Guy 2: Uhhh.. (burp) Nahh mann, I'm jus' gonna get an alcoholysis done, to (burp) refresh the tank.
alcoholysis by Eddy A. Poe October 7, 2011
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Alcoholic NyQuil 

The alcohol you use to drink yourself to sleep
"Carson you smell like a bar"
"Yeah I had a bit of a rough night"
"Dude, no alcoholic NyQuil, that stuff will kill your liver"

alcoholic bastard 

Someone who drinks way too much and usually fucks shit up
adam! Stop drinking you alcoholic bastard

Alcoholist 

A person that likes drinking alcohol, but won’t depend on it like an alcoholic 24/7. They just wanna be sober or let loose a little.
Friend 1: I feel like you’ll be an alcoholic since you rely on it. Friend 2: No, I’ll be an Alcoholist. I like it, but I only need it when I wanna stop being depressed.
Alcoholist by o... KURRRR November 8, 2018

alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.
Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.
alcoholising by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020

Alcoholic Tricycle 

When a drunk man plants their forehead firmly on the carpet and uses their knees to propel themselves like a tricycle.
Did you see the rugburn on Jared's forehead? He was riding the alcoholic tricycle last night again.
Alcoholic Tricycle by RoboWhaa March 27, 2021

Recreational Alcoholic 

a term to describe an individual who tends to consume alcohol in quantities some would call 'binge' worthy on a regular basis in a social setting with friends.
John and his friends were described as recreational alcoholics by fellow peers as they continue on their weekly drinking sessions together in the aim to get smashed.