Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.
by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022
Get the Albertmug. She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019
Get the Albertemug. a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied
by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024
Get the Fat Albertmug. Filming or photographing someone without their knowledge or permission, usually in a sexual manner or relatively intimate/private location, such as a changing room or toilet. Common methods include having a phone in an exterior pocket with the camera facing the target.
Person 1, upon seeing a phone in Person 2's pocket: Dude stop Alberting!
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
Person 2: I'm not! Relax dude, my phone doesn't fit in any other pocket.
Person 1: My bad bro.
by Not Albert April 30, 2015
Get the Albertingmug. Some random dude on the internet making content that is way less entertaining than when he used to rip timmies spine out but he is ok
Kid1: have you heard of Albert artez?
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
Kid2:yeah I guess but he used to be better when he ripped timmies spine out
by anonymous March 15, 2022
Get the Albert Artezmug. He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester
Albert is a really nice guy!
by bobmurry November 22, 2021
Get the Albertmug.