Adulting network

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡

“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”

by Fishingtoastproceeds_2298 November 25, 2024

adult Peyton

When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.

Man I’m about to run an adult Peyton on this hamster

by The hampster September 16, 2023

Adultizer

A youth who pursues much older people sexually and romantically but only to play around with them with no real intention to take the relationship seriously.

At 14 she had dated a lot of men over twice her age and broken a few hearts. No one could deny she was a proper adultizer but oddly the men weren't mad at her for that.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

adult scrub

a scrub who gets a job and thinks he's miraculously not a scrub any more.

my supervisor is an adult scrub.

by reallyniceoo April 12, 2019

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2014

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm 30, and I don't work in a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

adult arcade

A casino.

Eddy: Wanna go to the arcade?
Kurt: The arcade? Yeah, I wanna go play Pac-Man!
Eddy: No, you bozo! The adult arcade, where you play at the slot machine!

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 31, 2023