Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.

"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."

by BurtVid January 16, 2013

E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.

Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?

by Luhnaynia January 9, 2012

Pilgrim Stroke

Masturbating to outdated poor pixel porn (72 dpi)

I was so desperate I pulled a Pilgrim Stroke to some old porn.

by Webflys September 21, 2018

Dab stroke

When you dab repeatedly and uncontrollable often to the beat of a song.

Sorry I bumped into you, I was having a dab stroke.

by Robman69 November 17, 2019

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

stroke sack

Idiot; moron; total fuckin tool

Bro, you are such a friggin stroke sack how'd you lose that game???

by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017

Wanker Stroke

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017