Brandon

That homeless guy you see living under the staircase. He is nice, but you can't take your mind off that smell radiating from his body that you can't identify.

Damn, did you see that homeless guy sleeping in his own vomit?

Ya bro, he looks like such a Brandon

by MrToasty November 5, 2015

brandon

a school shooter

watch out brandon has a gun

by kimnmell October 26, 2020

Brandon

a faggot with a small ass dick the size of hunter's

Brandon is such a brandon smh.

by Brandon Cart Urban November 28, 2016

Brandon

The biggest fuckboy around. Will break your heart

He is a total brandon. Dont fall for him.

by ofgkdrpgkrep February 15, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is not shit. Period.

Fuck you Brandon.

by BLENP November 21, 2018

brandon

a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght

I just got of bed with brandon best time in bed i ever had

by Hapy friend March 18, 2017

Brandon

He will now and forever be a fuckboy. If in a relationship never give a second chance you'll only come out hurt worse than before. He isn't worth it.
Bad lover but a good friend sometimes.

Can you believe what Brandon did?

Yes, he's a fuckboy.

by Darlin'deer January 17, 2018