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loaded traffic cone

A loaded traffic cone or LTC for short is a weapon in a combat game that is so overly situational that it becomes useless in situations that go even the slightest bit outside of it's intended use.
Bob: I just bought the 93B-Lake in Calling Honor

John: The 93B-Lake is such a loaded traffic cone
by pejafme December 26, 2020
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Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
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traffic hot

When a girl is only hot from the cleavage line up.
"Damn, trish is traffic hot!"
"What do you mean Ryan"
"Well chuck she looks hot from the tips of her tits up. The rest of her body is a mystery. But she's traffic hot."
by CraftyPrattle December 10, 2013
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Trump Traffic

The traffic created when a motherfucker comes to town.
Damn! This Trump Traffic took me an hour to make a 20 minute drive.
by TheRealGidge November 8, 2019
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Kentucky Traffic puller

When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.
My dick hurts so much from that Kentucky traffic puller my girlfriend gave me.
by Skibidilover June 18, 2024
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My kidnapper ate my traffic

When you try to think of an excuse
Why am I late? uhhh, uhhhh, my kidnapper ate my traffic
by ascendedbread May 5, 2023
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Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad
You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie
by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024
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