traffic snoozer

Some one stopped at a controlled intersection, with a green light thats on the phone and not paying attention and holding everyone behind them up.

Man I was late to work because of a traffic snoozer at 5th and main.

by DaCrushaa March 19, 2017

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Bare Traffic

When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic

(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad

You know I’m stuck in bare traffic I’m so cheesedd crodie

by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024

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traffic school

Where adolescents learn how to drive and control their road rage

Guy 1: "Bro, i just got out of traffic school after months"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"

by YaBoiGodrizza July 8, 2024

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The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

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Roadrunner Traffic

The traffic that inconveniently appears just when you need the road to be clear, e.g. crossing an intersection or just entering the roadway. It always appears just after the road has been completely clear. This is exactly like the old Roadrunner cartoons.

I tried to cross the road and I was blocked by roadrunner traffic. It came out of nowhere!

by Frank Symptoms January 30, 2024

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