standing thong

The type of thong you can’t sit down in because it rides right up your ass and then the rest of your day you’re picking it out of your crack. Not an all purpose thong meant for all activities.

I sat down and now my thong is riding up, I wore my standing thong today.

by AseBurto November 2, 2023

.9.a pair of dices, a some thongs, a bahamut totalys.9.

.9.a pair of dices, a some thongs, a bahamut totalys.9.

.9.a pair of dices, a some thongs, a bahamut totalys.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 20, 2025

Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome

On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.

by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023

Put on my big girl thong

Face up to what you need to do.
Synonymous with “adulting”.

I can’t sit here worrying about it anymore, it is time to put on my big girl thong and get this over with.

by Dumping Zone March 18, 2022

donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)

"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"

by joey bugsville November 10, 2020

Thong

Thong is when to male guys have oral sex than one guy bends over and the over guy gracefully flicks the other guy who is bending overs ball sack to get erected.

Oh yes daddy thong me harder

by aswd123 January 27, 2022

Le-thong James

N. - When u pull a bent over hookers thong out of her ass as far as it will stretch, do a line of yayo off of it and let it snap back into her crack creating a plume of white dust like LeBron James' powdered hand clap

I was plowing this girl last night and hit her with that Le-thong James.

by Mikaela Slopko December 29, 2023