A "Rob Ruby" is a STD that causes massive swelling of the male testicles which then resemble the large red jewels, henceforth the name "Rob Ruby." The name dates back to the late 1890s after the first well established case, after a young English tailor (named Robert Rubiford) who was well known for his frequent visits to brothels. At one time Rubiford claimed to have boned over 800 prostitutes. Many historians believe that this is what eventually led to the creation of the disease. Though modern cases only have the male's genitals swell to two or three times it regular size, accounts of Rubiford's swelling claim that his testicles grew to over three feet in diameter.
My doctor told me I have Rob Ruby yesterday. He prescribed a cream, but he still told me that there will be some swelling.
by Chris Ding January 30, 2006
Often confused for the delicious Tropicana grapefruit juice, a Ruby Breakfast is giving or receiving sexual pleasure in the morning, referring to the red coloring of either male or female genitalia. Ruby Breakfast is the morning version of Afternoon Delight.
Hey! Did you remember to drink your Ruby Breakfast this morning?
Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.
Nah, not this morning. I got my Ruby Breakfast at the crack of dawn this morning.
by food_lover12345 November 23, 2016
ruby da cherry aka yung mutt yung plague aka suicide leopard aka oddy nuff da snow leopard aka lil uzi etc, 1/2 of $uicideboy$ rapping alongside his cousin $crim. Well known for rapping about depression, satan, suicide, murder, drug abuse, and many other desirable topics. He is a god of many, including myself, and can be recognized in pictures for covering his face with his hands or hat, because "i guess its cause i fell erased" -Leave your things behind II.
1. "You hear Ruby's verse in that new $uicideboy$ track? Shit fire!"
"Yeah that woadie go hard."
2. "Where is Ruby?"
"Ruby does not exist due to a personality split."
3. "Ruby da Cherry is a fuckin god."
"FTP, fasho."
"Yeah that woadie go hard."
2. "Where is Ruby?"
"Ruby does not exist due to a personality split."
3. "Ruby da Cherry is a fuckin god."
"FTP, fasho."
by $hawtyDa$pook March 07, 2017
A lost episode creepypasta based on Max and Ruby, and about an episode where Max kills himself as well as their parents.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 30, 2021
While two cannibals are participating in intercourse they start to eat eachothers body parts starting with the falangies and ending with ears and eyes.
by Lindsay and Jesus November 17, 2007
by Michael Kirschner November 17, 2007
by Yasminlife626 January 15, 2019