Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.
by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A very cute human being, some of them have gaps, the gap contains high intelligence and is a great best friend. They have a very large penis and loves foreign or sometimes cute caramel women.
John is very cute
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster
by johnned April 18, 2019
Get the johnnedmug. A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.
by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018
Get the Johnmug. John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.
by LeBron better than Jordan March 26, 2020
Get the Johnmug.