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future pad

I place where you will live in the future.
I can't wait to get out of this crappy hotel room and into my future pad.
by A & A July 27, 2022
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Wasteland Future

by Weegee911 March 5, 2024
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Futurisms 3:66

As Nayvadius “Future” DeMun Wilburn said, catch covid not feelings mfs.
Diego: Someone needs to create a bible for the streets
Dora: Futurisms 3:66 exists bruh

Diego: But covid over?

Dora: Still rather catch that shit
by ExtraCurlyToes June 13, 2022
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future dead man

An old man, born before 1960, who is therefore old enough to be GUARANTEED to be dead in the future.

Old lady born before 1960 = future dead lady

Old people born before 1960 = future dead people

Old man / lady / person born before 1960 who look to be in decrepit condition and use a medical device typically used by frail and decrepit people (HoverRound wheelchair if morbidly obese, walker, oxygen concentrator or tank with cannula, etc.) = NEAR-future dead man / lady / person

Younger person born in 1960 or later = future immortal (because we're more likely to live long enough to benefit from the discoveries of cures for all aging-related diseases including the aging process itself.)
I was born in 1985 so I'm a future immortal.

That future dead man who appeared to be born in 1948 wearing a Hawaiian shirt told me that turn from the southbound lanes to park by the northbound lanes was illegal. Seems Boomers who are future dead people born before 1960 are of the generation who cares enough to warn strangers of how the stuff they do is illegal while younger generations won't say much about it.
by EgaoNoGenki October 13, 2025
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Colored Future

ColoredFuture is a fundraising software that allows every users to donate and fundraise.
I payed out huge with the Colored Future software
by Muyiwa Odedina March 5, 2023
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Future Trash

To leave a job, chore, assignment or i.o.u's to your future self to avoid doing it in present.
'Oh crap, I forgot to do that math homework... never mind I'll just future trash it to myself.'

or

'Dude, you better empty the garbage.'
'Nah, I'm watching TV I'll just future trash it to me.'
by RainbowRedBox January 1, 2012
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kpop's future

Choi Hyunsuk is the kpop's future due his duality, no kpop idol on this generation has the swag + cuteness that he has.
He writes, compose, produce, sing and rap the songs that he makes cause he's totally an all rounder, same as Bang Yedam
YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THE GROUP TREASURE? One of the leaders Choi Hyunsuk definitely it's kpop's future, he's so talented, so it's his group
by Ahgase 7 for 7 August 7, 2021
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