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Doo Doo Brown

When someone clogs a toilet and instead of plunging it like a civilized human being proceeds to keep shitting in the clogged toilet for nearly a week. He then has to resort to hiring a Mexican to scoop the week old shit out with his bare hands for $20.
Can I use your bathroom? No sorry,
there's a Doo Doo Brown in progress
by SloppySteaksAtTrufonis July 12, 2024
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doo doo stain crip

a member apart of the gang "crips" but more unique this crips will walk around with doo doo streaks in there underwear and are enemies with the cum stain bloods.
you see that doo doo stain crips we finna run up on his ass on behalf of cum stain bloods
by loliolololz November 26, 2023
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doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.
Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.
by Real World May 11, 2016
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Doo Doo Cheerio

Dude 1: Hey how was that chick last night.
Dude 2: Bro she was wild, bitch was asking me to eat that Doo Doo Cheerio!
Dude 1: ... well... did you?
Dude 2: Homie you know breakfast my favorite meal.
by McCheerios December 11, 2020
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Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 1, 2024
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Doo doo cheese

An exclamation like what the heckie or holy cow
Erin: I ate your whole family
Sam: what the doo doo cheese
by George Washington the nineteen December 28, 2024
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Doo Doo Wap

A person who has no taint between their asshole and pussy/balls.

A taintless person

A shitty clit
Lieutenant Dan has a doo doo WAP. Aka you ain't got no taint lieutenant Dan!
by Damonoshi February 13, 2024
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