Exclusive letters

Y-A-D-F-K-X-C-V-M
Are exclusive letters just because i want them to be.

“Dior is a nice word.”
“Yes, D is such an exclusive letter!”
“I’t a part of the exclusive letters group that maria just made”

by Mariasandbu May 22, 2022

hidden letter

A 'hidden letter' is the opposite of a silent letter. It is pronounced, but cannot be seen. A concept created by C.R.F 13/12/13

The 'r' in Castle or the 'g' in Onion are both hidden letters.

by Casscreatingwordsandterms December 16, 2013

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

we get letters

When used by a writer (usually a columnist or a blogger), indicates that a description follows of one or more letters to the author that might be considered weird, hostile, or otherwise unusual. Comes from the title of a Perry Como album.

"So he tells me that I'm a bigot because I don't support the rights of husbands to beat their wives. I tell ya, we get letters."

by Lady Csyde March 31, 2007

the letter of the day is e

the letter of the day is e bitches

the letter of the day is e for all eternity

by eeeeees bitch September 9, 2021