hairy letterbox

an untrimmed womans genitalia

damn did she have a hairy letterbox !!

by mac... January 14, 2006

hairy gorilla

Shave your pubes before you have sex with a chick. Later, ride her hecka hard until you have to skeet. Take out your shlong and cream on her chest and rub it around. Whip out your pubes that you had hopefully stashed in a nice tupperware or baggy and dump em on her chest. Thus, the hairy gorilla.

Other versions of the hairy gorilla:

I skeeted on the sides of her face and slapped on my pubes to create the "hairy hassidic jew"!

I skeeted on her feet and slapped on my pubes to create the notorious "hairy hobbit"!

by Hairy Gorilla August 28, 2006

Dirty Hairy

When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a panic attack she's about to cut your balls off, however since there is shaving cream involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,

She was shaving my balls because she likes the turtle shell effect, but I had so much hair on my nuts it turned into a dirty hairy.

by MyMotherDidntLoveMeEnoughBread June 14, 2010

Hairy Babushca

A person who is extremely hairy in every part of the body

Maddie is hairy babushca

by pat June 30, 2003

Hairy Pickle

A hairy penis.

Oh man, that guy's dick was hairy. Last night I got some hair in my mouth, he had a hairy pickle.

by Chelsea Chai March 27, 2009

Hairy tard

a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.

"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."

"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."

"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"

by vintage tard November 2, 2004

hairy tongue

when someone smokes for too long and there tongue tints dark brown and *in extreme cases* will look like its covered in hair

1. David really needs to stop smokin' cigars
2. i know, i hear hes got a hairy tongue!
1. huu... *pukes

by suesmoose October 5, 2008