Cuban Mop

Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.

Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.

by devsecops January 4, 2022

.9.A Cuban Dies November 10th, 2010 & Dominicans Move In November 10th, 2009.9.

.9.A Cuban Dies November 10th, 2010 & Dominicans Move In November 10th, 2009.9.

.9.A Cuban Dies November 10th, 2010 & Dominicans Move In November 10th, 2009.9.

by [e-mail] July 24, 2025

cuban fury

The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.

Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!

You: 😬

by TheBotches April 4, 2021

Cuban Barbecue

when you remove the down stem from your bong and smoke the resin inside like a cigar

Person 1: fuck, we forgot to get weed!
Person 2: it’s alright we can Cuban barbecue the clogged down stem.

by Goagil February 19, 2020

Cuban Mudslide

When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.

I heard those US diplomats all had Cuban Mudslides after those sonic attacks at their embassy.

by [NDC]Octane December 1, 2019

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is American-Cuban-Dominican-Ecuadorian-French-Netherlands-Spain So If Any Indivual Expresses This Maliciously Then Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Will Successfully Kill

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025