cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

cactus in a backpack

When you wrap barbed wire around your penis and insert it into a vagina or anal cavity.

Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.

by Cactus D'Cactus December 11, 2014

Cactus

A small to tall green thing that has prickly things and hurt when touch and it’s pricks are like splinters.

I touched a cactus and now there’s a small prick in my finger .

by Cactus-saint-waffles May 30, 2021

lady cactus

Prickly Puss

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?

by LeiM0 June 6, 2016

Caramel Cactus

Someone that takes a joke way to far...

A difficult Woman...

A McDonalds Employee...

A Sexy Beast ;)!

amal is the greatest person in the histroy of the world, shes so cool that shes sailor jupiter in real life! .... and a caramel cactus :D

by thebroskiiii March 4, 2011

dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

Cactus pussy

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp

Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty

by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016