September 5th

National homosexual day

"on September 5th it's national homosexual day"

by hshdhdbhdhd September 5, 2022

5th degree murder

5th Degree Murder is the combination of degrees 1, 2, 3 where you attempt to murder someone premeditately then you come back and accidentally try and do it again and try to fight someone then accidentally end up killing them (it's basically committing all 3 accounts of murder)

"Holy shit billy just accidentally on purpose murdered little Jimmy and now he's being charged with 5th degree murder"

by Johnny Blade June 1, 2023

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

5th february 2022

national shag liv day

i’m horny

liv:oh no it’s 5th february 2022

by embarkerx February 4, 2022

June 5th

On June 5th you need to send your boyfriend a multiple pictures of your juicy tits covered in soap.

boyfriend: Hey you know it’s June 5th
Girlfriend: yeah I’m gonna for a shower now

Boyfriend: so I can see those soapy big tits

by Scott doyle June 4, 2024

5th of may

National arch pic day. When a girl has to send you a arch pic

Boy: hey it’s 5th of may
Girl: and what?
Boy: national arch pic day

Girl: oh alright lemme take one rq

by Ilovearchpics May 4, 2024

5th of april

Aarushi appreciation day

Hey it's 5th of april, why are you so cute?

by Hahahuehue April 4, 2024