Gains Hour

The best hour into which gains are achieved. 4-5am EST

Josh the best time for gains is 4-5am. Gains hour.

by Smago10 May 24, 2019

Masterpiece Hours

The time period of which two good friends waste exuberant amount of time in Dota 2, time that which could otherwise be spent producing masterpiece levels of art and or other accomplishments.

Hey John, are you ready for our Masterpiece Hours? I'm really excited to spend an hour in a game of Dota 2 that we go on to lose.

by Jdot1998 February 27, 2023

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

Crackhead hours

Between the times of 12 a.m. and 3 a.m. where you know you should be in bed, but you instead stay up talking about random crap and doing stupid stuff like playing with fire.

Dude, I had some crazy crackhead hours this morning.

by Larry DonkBonkers November 29, 2019

DAN-HOUR

(DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"

DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"

by SAVAGESKIN December 19, 2021

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

shitpost hour

Time when people decide they want to shitpost (mostly in chat).

IT's shitpost hour m8!

by DefaltSimon June 20, 2017