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burnt thong

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals
"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"
by Op4 November 30, 2016
mugGet the burnt thongmug.

thong berry

A thong berry is what happens when you think you're done with your period, so you put on a thong, but you end up with a congealed blob of gooey uterine blood stuck on your skank floss.
I thought I was done leaking uterus jelly, so I wore and thong that day and ended up with a stank thong berry.

I like CapnCrunch with thong berries
by 2LBSofTOE March 13, 2014
mugGet the thong berrymug.

donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
mugGet the donald thongmug.

Thong

Thong is when to male guys have oral sex than one guy bends over and the over guy gracefully flicks the other guy who is bending overs ball sack to get erected.
Oh yes daddy thong me harder
by aswd123 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Thongmug.

thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut
by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024
mugGet the thong haircutmug.

Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.
by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021
mugGet the Swamp thongmug.

The Dong & Thong Throng

When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.
Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk
by AxxSquiggleGod April 3, 2024
mugGet the The Dong & Thong Throngmug.

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