Russell, A small town south of Ottawa, where you can find skater kids smoking pot and smashing people's property and also see rednecks driving around rolling Cole (black smoke) around town while intoxicated.
Russell kid 1: did you see the fight at the Russell fair this year
Russell kid 2: yeah that was my dad
Russell kid 2: yeah that was my dad
by 613mushrooms March 13, 2017
Me: I can’t believe I wasted time on writing a description on Russell from HTF that probably won’t even get seen and will make future me cringe
by chaos boy November 24, 2021
Russell is an okay peron but he says hi and complains if you cant hear him like get over it buddy 🙄, he likes to wait for lunch all day. Hes fine sometimes tho
by ehwiwjfbsksjdjsjs May 28, 2024
Russell is a man who can never get a god roll on Falling Guillotine. Don't let his huge cock fool you, he's but a shy femboy with a round, spankable ass. He may be quiet in the sheets but if you play Deep Stone Crypt with him, motherfucker is going to be screaming like a rape victim.
by Lychee's Brokerage Institute May 22, 2021
He's the bestest friend you could ever ask for. He never let's people down and he always knows how to make you feel better. He's loyal and pours all of his effort into the things he wants. He strives to be the best he can be everyday and he never gives up. He's been through a lot but he never let's that get in the way of achieving his goals. When he wants something he goes for it and he never stops fighting until he's got it. He's a pretty dope guy.
by Candy_floss November 21, 2021
He's the bestest friend you'll ever have. He's loyal and will never let you down. He will always be there for you and support you. He's been through a lot but he never gives up. He never fails to achieve his goals and he never stops fighting for what he wants. He's the strongest person you'll ever meet. He knows what he wants and once he had his mind set on something he goes for it and he doesn't stop until he's got it. He strives to be the best he can be and generally succeeds.
by Candy_floss November 21, 2021
He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
by iamthecameraman May 10, 2024