Madden league ran by JB55 a bozo who boosts his stats and cheats. JB55 has also been known to cheese and get bailed constantly.
by DemonTimeGlass October 15, 2021
Get the Inferno Madden Leaguemug. the EXACT same thing as "goin out with friends" or goin to have a drink at a bar, the only miniscule detail barely worth mentioning that differentiates " got league tonight" from goin out with friends is playin a game of pool
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league
mando: i hate you ! you go out without me!
brantz: well lets go out tonight!
mando: nah i got league tonight
brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?
mando: no i got league tonight its different
brantz: well lets go out tonight!
mando: nah i got league tonight
brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?
mando: no i got league tonight its different
by brj365 February 5, 2012
Get the got league tonightmug. Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
Get the Minor/Major leaguemug. The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
Get the Major League Simpmug. cringe discord server
theres a french man, brazil man. rice farmer, H2O, some jojo fan, an emoji spammer, 5 traps, jeff, an eggplant, and someone who is not funny all packed into arsenal pro league :tr:
theres a french man, brazil man. rice farmer, H2O, some jojo fan, an emoji spammer, 5 traps, jeff, an eggplant, and someone who is not funny all packed into arsenal pro league :tr:
by Carlos cringe April 9, 2021
Get the arsenal pro leaguemug. by Andrew tat October 23, 2022
Get the league of legends playermug. Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.
by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023
Get the Rocket League Mexicanmug.