Alabama Street Lamp

When you cum in your cousins pussy, and then stick a flashlight in her ass to make sure the kids find their way home. (Much like when mom and dad told you to be home before the street lamps came on.)

My cousin wanted a baby, so I waited until dusk and gave her the Alabama Street Lamp.

by Timbo-slyce April 5, 2023

Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019

Lamp

Acronym for Laughing at my phone used like lmao

That’s so funny lamp!!!

by Lamp.2 July 6, 2025

Chocolate Lamp

To take a warm shit like a broken lava lamp on someone's dick

"Octiiiiiiii gave Uncle vinny a chocolate lamp last night" - Courtesy of twitch.tv/octiiiiiiii

by DefinitelyNotHoolegr January 18, 2024

lamp

A person of the female gender that is radiantly glowing

"Bro, did you see that lamp in our math class." "Yea bro, she was looking fire."

by Alexander Tate August 19, 2020

Lamping

To hang out and relax, inside or on the street, by yourself or with others.

The crew is lamping in Queensbridge every day.

by qbc94 June 4, 2022

Lamp

Something that you throw at your snoring husband.

*husband snoring in his sleep*

*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up

by Yourmom05 October 1, 2022