lamp

A person of the female gender that is radiantly glowing

"Bro, did you see that lamp in our math class." "Yea bro, she was looking fire."

by Alexander Tate August 19, 2020

Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people

I love lamp, y’all some lamps

by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021

Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other

Want to go with me and John to the bathroom to Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024

lava lamping

When you lava lamp won't work.

Oh no, our lava lamp, its not lava lamping.

by EEEEEEEE yes February 11, 2022

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.

This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.

by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024

Lamp

A word to say when your put in awkward situations

Jack: Hey bae
Krishna: lamp

by Alexa Lois March 15, 2020