Cactus

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.

"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"

by eevod January 21, 2025

cactus

a person who is too mush of a prick to be named a prick

you are not a prick you are the entire cactus

by Sasin September 22, 2021

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 1, 2020

Bumhole Cactus

Variety of cactus, almost certain to cause immense pain upon any interaction. Visual contact or distant sound from a Bumhole Cactus can trigger immediate physical response. Pain triggers particular in the sphincter region, sexual organs may recede. Prolonged exposure will result in questioning reasons for living.

First day and the Bumhole Cactus was asking for new shit.

by The Real Talkie Toaster February 9, 2021

Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash May 13, 2018